Root Beery

Our family loaded up in the car the other day after a lunch stop. After getting buckled in and on the road, L noticed me as I took a sip of mom's standard dining out soda: a 50/50 mix of Diet Coke and Root Beer.

"Dad, what are you drinking?"

"Some Diet Coke and Root Beer."

"Dad, can I have some Root Beery?" (Not to be confused with the lesser known, but scrumptiously tasty, rootberry)

"Sorry, L, it's all gone."